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[sweetsleuth]

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[dereban]

Maybe I should blackmail you instead.

[sweetsleuth]

Oh? With what?

[dereban]

Don't you know that the internet is forever?

I can probably dig up something.

[sweetsleuth]

I pretty much never post on the internet, so good luck with that?

[Sure, she might find his Prisma-tinder profile, but he only has it up during Cordis.]

[dereban]

Never say never.

There might be the rarity and I'll be able to find old posts pretty easily.

[ tmw you're a computer programmer and are 100% willing to dig through deleted stuff via wayback machine


and other notorious methods

(she's going to try anyway) ]

[sweetsleuth]

What are you even expecting to find? It's not like I post racy photos online or anything.

[Even if she digs far enough, she will basically only find this post he did back when he first arrived and was still very Baby about all this sex and relationship stuff, and the dtf?-esque post barely a few months later. Quite the jump.]

[dereban]

A scandal.

And if you did, I'd probably know by now and have it saved.

[sweetsleuth]

And to think, you made fun of me for my plant-naming hobby.

[dereban]

Your plant names are weird.

This is something more normal for someone who's into investigative work.

[sweetsleuth]

Are you really trying to explain how to be a detective to a detective?

[dereban]

No.

You can investigate things without being a detective.

[sweetsleuth]

Fine, investigator then.

[dereban]

Better.