[Watson is quiet, but not completely silent, and the floor outside Atsushi's bedroom isn't carpeted. When he hears the patter of little feet, Atsushi turns around, but there's no one and nothing visible.
[Alas, Watson is still yelling, and it takes Ranpo finding him and scooping him up for him to become visible again.]
Well, seeing as we're both raising him, then I get a say too, right? And since he's still getting to know Tiger-papa, I think you should spend more time spoiling him first!
[Gonna hand him the smol baby. He has a very very small pout on his face.]
[He may not be more athletic than Tiger but at least he doesn't have kitsune tails dragging him down?? They're just going to run in a circle around the couch at this rate.]
[Which means it's time for defensive maneuvers, i.e. shoving his phone in his pants. He's 12.]
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...wait.]
Don't tell me you're using illusions.
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[He's not subtle.]
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[cannot believe his son is a bad boy after he tried so hard to instill proper morals - okay he's just gonna check behind the curtains now]
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--I told you he cheats! [A voice from somewhere-- "No chit!!"] But he's easy enough to find anyway. He gets lonely if you take too long to find him.
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[Truly the worst possible threat.]
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[...he's still invisible though. Which has Ranpo very very carefully walking around to find him without accidentally stepping on him.]
That seems a little harsh... he's barely a week old!
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[Our child.
He reaches out a hand in clear invitation to Pet.]
Come here, Watson.
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Well, seeing as we're both raising him, then I get a say too, right? And since he's still getting to know Tiger-papa, I think you should spend more time spoiling him first!
[Gonna hand him the smol baby. He has a very very small pout on his face.]
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[Tiny baby gets many gentle pets.]
I love you even if you cheat at hide and seek.
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[But, meanwhile--]
[Ranpo comes over and plops his chin down on Tiger's shoulder, now with a pout of his own.]
...I can't believe Watson got to hear "I love you" from Tiger before I did.
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[And Ranpo already knows, so it's fine!!]
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[He's so red right now.]
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[...]
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I'm gonna make that my new ringtone.
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[Which seems to delight Watson, who starts flapping his wings as he giggles. "Loooove! Taiga loves Papa!"]
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Delete that or else!
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[He may not be more athletic than Tiger but at least he doesn't have kitsune tails dragging him down?? They're just going to run in a circle around the couch at this rate.]
[Which means it's time for defensive maneuvers, i.e. shoving his phone in his pants. He's 12.]
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[That just means Tiger has to try to grab him now. Hold still, you slippery detective.]
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[Gonna keep dodging like a slippery noodle. The fact that Tiger still has a baby in his hands probably isn't making this easier.]
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...Why are you like this.
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I don't know, but you love me anyway, right?
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[why is his taste the worst]
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wrapup maybe