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[sweetsleuth]

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[sweetsleuth]

What would be wrong with you? Like-- did you sleep with them because they were a student, or because they were a friend?

[Translation: were u kinky about it?]

[tigerpoet]

...mostly because their dick was huge, if I'm going to be honest. But definitely not because they were a student.

[It's a different kink it's fine??]

[sweetsleuth]

[CHOKES]

[Sorry, he needs a minute, he's laughing.]

Well, this explains that thing I found in your closet a few weeks ago...

[u size queen]

[tigerpoet]

[Groans, but at least he's relieved that Ranpo isn't judging him for being a hypocrite.]

Mikuni saw me buy that, too. I've never been so embarrassed about horse dick in my life.

[sweetsleuth]

...this is why you asked me about centaurs last month, isn't it.

[Atsushi u got some horse dick??]

[tigerpoet]

I wouldn't ask if I hadn't already slept with one...

[he got the horse d]

[sweetsleuth]

[Picturing it........]

[...]

Well, I'll still watch you during cordis anyway, since doing things you regret feels bad even if those things aren't really bad.

[tigerpoet]

Thank you.

[Finally turns to look at Ranpo so he can give him a hug.]

What would I do without you?

[sweetsleuth]

You'd have less cuddles in your life, for one.

[He says as he leans in to wrap his arms around Atsushi in turn, pulling him in close and smooching his cheek.]

[tigerpoet]

A terrible fate.

[Cheek kissu in return.]

And I'd be so much more lonely.

[sweetsleuth]

[Considering mafia-Atsushi's departure earlier in the month, Ranpo holds him just a bit tighter.]

Me, too. You really light up my life, you know.

[tigerpoet]

That's my line. [Squeeze.] I love you so much.

...You owe me a sordid tale from your sex history now, since I told you about the centaur.

[sweetsleuth]

[He laughs again.] A sordid tale, huh?

[Gonna think about that for a second, and then--]

Well, there was the day I ran into Edgar when all that weird dragon mating was going on.

[tigerpoet]

Was he an Astella?

[It'd be something to see Poe taking the lead for once.]

[sweetsleuth]

He was! But-- you know how he's Iris, right?

[Still with this face.]

His arms and legs were all tentacles.

[tigerpoet]

...He didn't drain you too much, did he?

[His first concern, since he knows what kraken are like.]

[sweetsleuth]

...it was worth it!

[His libido is going to kill him someday.]

[tigerpoet]

Can't argue with that, I suppose.

[Sometimes getting fucked to an inch of your life by tentacles... is good.]

You know, the place I got that toy from also sells tentacle-shaped ones.

[sweetsleuth]

[He can die a little death, as a treat.]

I dunno if the shape is what made them so appealing...

[His mind is wandering, don't mind him--]

But you know, I'm kinda surprised we don't really use stuff like that with each other more often.

[tigerpoet]

You do seem to like tying me up.

[It keeps coming up in their roleplays.]

[sweetsleuth]

It's the only way I can spoil you without you trying to spoil me back.

[It's not kink it's convenience, clearly.]

I tried that with Tiger once and he got impatient and broke my handcuffs.

[...]

And the headboard, but you already knew that part.

[tigerpoet]

We like spoiling you too much.

[He will not apologize for this.]

Maybe next time I should tie you up instead?

[sweetsleuth]

...oh, I think that could be arranged.

[Don't mind his tail just wagging behind him at the thought.]

[tigerpoet]

[He doesn't mind at all. The opposite, in fact.]

You don't mind if I tie you to the bed and take my time with you? I wonder how many times you can come in a row...

[is he good at dirty talk yet]

[sweetsleuth]

Gee, I wonder... looks like you'll just have to figure it out.

[It's hard to go wrong with a setup like that.]