I think all authors are sort of stuck one way or another, based on what they're most famous for. The children's literature authors don't have the worst of it.
[Well, there's one point for Tiger -- because catching Ranpo off-guard is always a turn-on in this context. He moans into the kiss as he falls back against the bed, wrapping his arms around Tiger to hold him close.]
[Of course, Ranpo knows the answer to who can make him louder depends far more f who is doing what to him-- but he's probably not going to be paying attention enough to know who wins.]
[Tiger is better at taking initiative and catching Ranpo off guard, but Atsushi isn't going to give up without any kind of a fight. He slides in next to them, kissing and nipping at one of Ranpo's human ears as Tiger deepens their kiss.]
[Oh, how well they both know him. Atsushi's teeth against his sensitive ear has his groans coming out sharper, and Tiger will no doubt feel him starting to get hard already. Not that it was anything out of the ordinary whenever he had both of them on him like this.]
[His hands grip and tug at the back of Tiger's shirt. Sure, they can easily remove their clothes in the VR -- but stripping them off was far more fun.]
[It'd be more notable if he wasn't getting hard with both of them all over him like this.
Tiger pulls his shirt off over his head, but when it comes to getting Ranpo's shirt off, he just rips it open - it's VR, who cares if buttons are flying. He mouths at Ranpo's chest as Atsushi trails kisses down his neck.]
[Ahh, but he really is being spoiled, isn't he? He tilts his head up to give Atsushi room, but also arches up into Tiger's waiting lips, unsure of who or where to cling to. He's purring enough that it'll feel like a soft buzz against Tiger's mouth-- does purring count for the loudness competition? It might be harder to judge who's causing that.]
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Besides, it just sounds a little... unfortunate? Since you guys don't age like this.
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[Since Robert Louis Stevenson might be an actual person in BSD for all we know?? naturally the Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde reference is lost on him.]
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It did give us a nice boa.
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I guess that makes sense? I don't really get literature that much... unless they're mystery novels.
[Sorry ur husband is book dumb.]
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It's okay. I'll be literature nerd enough for both of us.
[He scritches behind Ranpo's ears affectionately.]
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[Time to lean into them!!]
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[And then grabbing Tiger's hand and putting it behind his other ear. Demanding catboy wants the double scritch.]
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You're adorable.
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[Cue Ranpo purring loud enough that they can probably hear it all the way out in the lobby--]
[But oh, hey, they never turned off the vr memory machine, did they?]
[Which means they're now getting a recreation of one of the many time they've all fucked in VR.]
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Do I really look like that when we're together...?
You've seen me. We don't look that different.
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[Like, he knew this was true, but hearing it for himself paints a different picture than just knowing it as established fact.]
[Can he take screenshots in here? He's taking screenshots in here.]
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[Red-faced, Outer nods his agreement. It is definitely a positive feature.]
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[Tail wags]
Well-- I'm only loud because you two are good at making me loud!
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I bet I can make him louder than you can, Atsushi.
[why you gotta be so competitive, tiger]
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Hmm, maybe we should test that?
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We should test it to be sure.
O... okay.
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[There are no losers in this game.]
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Atsushi should probably try to catch up before Tiger gets too much of a lead, but - well. Seeing them kiss is very distracting.]
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[Of course, Ranpo knows the answer to who can make him louder depends far more f who is doing what to him-- but he's probably not going to be paying attention enough to know who wins.]
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[His hands grip and tug at the back of Tiger's shirt. Sure, they can easily remove their clothes in the VR -- but stripping them off was far more fun.]
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Tiger pulls his shirt off over his head, but when it comes to getting Ranpo's shirt off, he just rips it open - it's VR, who cares if buttons are flying. He mouths at Ranpo's chest as Atsushi trails kisses down his neck.]
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