Ware Wolf Shop sells these dimensional orbs you can use to bring small objects from home. Limit two per month, I guess because they cost a lot of Chroma?
No, because that sort of thing is supposed to be secret and I wasn't someone with special powers when alive. But it's par for the course now, happens all over the world.
Also, since my other half was going to let you walk all over him again even though he hated this conversation: our library's envoy from the government is a talking cat, we have ink for blood, and the other genre Edogawa Ranpo is famous for is eroguro.
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[They can do nothing. Unfortunate.]
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A shame they can't make it work in the opposite direction, huh? Then they might be able to just poof us back home.
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Like seeing if they can bring a car over here.
And then maybe make sure living things can survive the trip.
[THAT PART SEEMS IMPORTANT]
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I'm the spirit of a dead author summoned to fight monsters that are inside books. Lived 1909-1942.
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And you called this situation weird as hell?
Even for our world, that would be pretty high on the weird-scale.
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Or one of those gacha mobile games that turns otaku into gambling addicts.
[Fourth wall what's that]
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Are you saying people regularly summoned ghosts to fight monsters back when you were alive?
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[They're both weird, man, they just gotta accept it.]
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Ah, but I did meet Tiger-kun, by the way! Not sure how aware you were when he took over in that elevator.
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[Because he wasn't!]
Not very aware at all. He's completely aware when I'm in control, but when he takes over I only get bits and pieces. Less if he's in a bad mood.
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[Ranpo you shouldn't just tell people that??]
Then you must have missed out on a lot, because I think I made him pretty mad.
Unless he threatens to stab everyone he meets for the first time?
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[So... not everyone, but it happens.]
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But it's fine! I asked him to be friends with me, so we're cool now.
[TOTALLY COOL........]
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Also, since my other half was going to let you walk all over him again even though he hated this conversation: our library's envoy from the government is a talking cat, we have ink for blood, and the other genre Edogawa Ranpo is famous for is eroguro.
[Guess who showed up.]
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If he hated the conversation, he could have just left me on read.
[He doesn't want to waste his time talking to people who don't want to talk to him??]
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[...w-which probably happens to Ranpo a lot, since he's obnoxious.]
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