You're just saying that because you haven't seen him in person! He's really cute and really tiny and he's still learning how to talk, but he calls me Papa! And he has these little wings so he can flutter around!
[He was only half joking about the son thing?? This is his son okay.]
I don't even know where to start with that but don't make this weird?? Just because he was born from my chroma and not actually born doesn't mean I can't be his dad!
I did! I spent a while thinking of it, but it's a nice, dignified name! And he's a kitsune, so he'll probably grow up and be nice and dignified, too! Of course I probably call him Watty more often.
[No he does not realize the reference, hie existence is the forth wall, shhh.]
[But after a little thoughtful moment (and perhaps some self-awareness that he's definitely gushing about him right now) he adds--]
I know it's not very easy to convey it through text, but he's really important to me. So don't tease me too much about him.
You can still tease me a little bit. Maybe with this guy around, I'll have a better handle on it by next month.
[Not the teasing, per se. But it's no secret that he's emotionally fragile since Yosano left.]
[...]
[Also now that he's an annoying foxdad, Inaba's totally gonna get random selfies at times of Ranpo and son. Including one right now, of Ranpo with the smol fox perched on his head while Ranpo makes a stupid face.]
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And that is not an invitation to tell me!
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What's this really about? Regarding the egg.
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[Now sending cutest_shit_ever.jpg...]
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See?
He's the cutest thing ever, right?
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He's really cute and really tiny and he's still learning how to talk, but he calls me Papa!
And he has these little wings so he can flutter around!
[He was only half joking about the son thing?? This is his son okay.]
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[ i'm so sorry ]
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but
don't make this weird?? Just because he was born from my chroma and not actually born doesn't mean I can't be his dad!
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OK, I'll stop making fun of you now.
But you're lucky to get something that isn't. Menacing.
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Now Watson gets all puffed up when he sees birds.
Which is often.
Because he's part bird.
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Also you named him Watson?
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I spent a while thinking of it, but it's a nice, dignified name!
And he's a kitsune, so he'll probably grow up and be nice and dignified, too!
Of course I probably call him Watty more often.
[No he does not realize the reference, hie existence is the forth wall, shhh.]
[But after a little thoughtful moment (and perhaps some self-awareness that he's definitely gushing about him right now) he adds--]
I know it's not very easy to convey it through text, but he's really important to me.
So don't tease me too much about him.
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It makes me want to tease you a little more. But I'm glad that you've found another thing important to you.
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Maybe with this guy around, I'll have a better handle on it by next month.
[Not the teasing, per se. But it's no secret that he's emotionally fragile since Yosano left.]
[...]
[Also now that he's an annoying foxdad, Inaba's totally gonna get random selfies at times of Ranpo and son. Including one right now, of Ranpo with the smol fox perched on his head while Ranpo makes a stupid face.]
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But that's good.
If you ever want me to visit, I'm here for you.
(Also if you want other photos that will embarrass Atsushi if you show them to him, let me know.)
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[They were being sweet, and then...]
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he's getting an assushi pic. why does she have a picture of his ass. don't question it. ]
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How long have you been a voyeur??
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When someone posted a "rate that ass" thing. I save images for future references.
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