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[Welp, sappy moment's gone. But it makes Atsushi chuckle, so it's not a total loss.]

I don't have any caterpillars in my fridge to give you.

[HE WHINES and then hops off of Ranpo's face and off the couch, spreading his wings to float down to the ground.]

[And now he's just gonna wander around on tiny feet, snoot towards the ground and sniffing for bugs.]

...I have a feeling he won't find anything, huh.

[His apartment is probably cleaner than Ranpo's right now.]

I'd certainly like to hope there aren't bugs on my floor.

[He cleans up frequently??]

[He does! Which means of the bugs he can find, he'll only find the sort that don't need filth to propagate. Which means in about a minute or so or crawling around under some furniture, he flutters back over and lands on Ranpo's chest--]

[And drops a spider on him.]

[...]

[Please save him Atsushi, he can't yeet the spider without yeeting the baby, too???]

[Atsushi is a brave soul who is going to pick up this spider with his bare hands.]

Watson, don't drop bugs on people. Especially spiders.

[So brave, such courage]

[Watson is confused?? But he nods, even as Ranpo scoops him up so Atsushi can deal with the spider.]

He's like a little roomba when it comes to bugs... but at least he didn't eat it this time.

[Meanwhile Watson is making cute little fox grumbles as Ranpo scritches one of his ears, as if he weren't just being a little menace.]