[IT WOULD BE GROSS DURING CUDDLING OR BANG OKAY?? But no, that's not his main concern. He's just trying to look out for Ranpo's well-being, but he IS an adult...
[Kunikida knows enough about Ranpo’s birthday tradition with Fukuzawa to know that this birthday might be a less than happy one, especially considering what they both experienced before they came to this world...]
Yes.
I wanted to wish you a happy birthday in person, as well as give you a gift.
[There's another long pause. Long enough that it might almost seem like he just went to bed. Whether Kunikida sees this message when it comes, or perhaps the next morning -- either way, Ranpo won't respond until morning.]
i ddnt i had a realy badd day it was better afer i met Atsushi bt before that i was lonely an sad all day
[At one point Kunikida assumes that Ranpo just fell asleep, but eventually another message comes, and for once Kunikida is glad that he didn’t make it to bed on time tonight.
It seems like the alcohol is allowing Ranpo to be a bit more open than usual (gee what was his first clue??), which is both a blessing and a curse. Kunikida feels better knowing what’s bothering him, but also feels worse at the same time since he can’t do much to fix it right now.]
I’m sorry, Ranpo-san. I should’ve tried harder to find you. I don’t ever want you to feel lonely, especially on your birthday. None of us do.
[Ah, but that next part is heartbreaking, and is arguably the hardest thing to fix.]
You’ll see Fukuzawa-san again. I’ll do whatever I can to make it happen.
[Kunikida hardly sleeps after that, and no matter how many chores he tries to accomplish he still doesn’t feel relaxed enough to sleep by the time the sun rises.
RIP his perfect schedule. As if it wasn’t already ruined just from coming to this world. Besides, he’s far from angry at Ranpo.
Worried is much more accurate.]
Please drink plenty of water, Ranpo-san. And take some pain killers.
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On the couch?
Then you two didn't
[CUTS HIMSELF OFF...]
Ah...I see I might've jumped to conclusions.
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did you think we were having sex???
I wouldnt be texting you if we were???
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No...?
[What kind of response is that??]
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okay good
cause we werent we just cuddled
but i guess i did with the other atsushi?? butvthat was different!
[HE STILL HAS HIS ATSUSHI'S MIXED UP HERE rip Kunikida....]
1/3
2/3
THAT RANPO FUCKS???]
3/3
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You and Nakajima-sensei...?
[BUT THAT ATSUSHI SEEMED SO PROPER AND POLITE...??? Even more than ADA Atsushi?? How?? Why?? When??
More importantly why is Ranpo getting laid more than him?? Not that Kunikida cares about those things, but still...!!]
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[--naturally he thinks he means cuddling, since he said sleeping with their Atsushi was different, thus, is irrelevant to the conversation!]
its not realy a big deal??
i do it all the time now
its nice
[--again, he means cuddling.]
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WOW RANPO. WOW.]
I suppose you are an adult. And it counts as moonlacing...
[STILL CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT THAT APPARENTLY RANPO FUCKS...]
Forgive me for prying, Ranpo-san.
I don't mean to lecture, but shouldn't that be something you do while sober...?
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[It's just cuddling?? He knew Kunikida was uptight, but damn. He's gonna die here at this rate.]
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[IT WOULD BE GROSS DURING CUDDLING OR BANG OKAY?? But no, that's not his main concern. He's just trying to look out for Ranpo's well-being, but he IS an adult...
Doesn't mean he's not gonna worry though.]
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i woulnt be cuddling woth someone if i felt that sick!!
at least not with me facing a bucket or something
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Now HE'S confused.]
Ranpo-san...I merely wish for you to stay safe.
During "cuddling" and sex.
[Why is cuddling in quotation marks?? Who knows.]
But I apologize for getting off-track. My original reason for contacting you was entirely different.
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oh
right
probably cause it was my birthday right?
i know you and yosano-san wouldve known
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Yes.
I wanted to wish you a happy birthday in person, as well as give you a gift.
I understand if you’d rather I wait, however.
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Don't apologize, Ranpo-san.
As long as you're enjoying your birthday that's all that matters.
I just...wanted to make sure that you were okay.
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i ddnt
i had a realy badd day
it was better afer i met Atsushi bt before that i was lonely an sad all day
i miss fkuzawasan
i sld slep
im srry
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It seems like the alcohol is allowing Ranpo to be a bit more open than usual (gee what was his first clue??), which is both a blessing and a curse. Kunikida feels better knowing what’s bothering him, but also feels worse at the same time since he can’t do much to fix it right now.]
I’m sorry, Ranpo-san. I should’ve tried harder to find you. I don’t ever want you to feel lonely, especially on your birthday. None of us do.
[Ah, but that next part is heartbreaking, and is arguably the hardest thing to fix.]
You’ll see Fukuzawa-san again. I’ll do whatever I can to make it happen.
I hope you sleep well, Ranpo-san.
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Kunikida-kun,
I'm currently learning what a hangover is first-hand, so I'm going to keep this brief.
I'm sorry you had to put up with me last night.
And thank you for putting up with me last night.
Let's talk when my head doesn't feel like it's going to split in half.
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RIP his perfect schedule. As if it wasn’t already ruined just from coming to this world. Besides, he’s far from angry at Ranpo.
Worried is much more accurate.]
Please drink plenty of water, Ranpo-san. And take some pain killers.
And get plenty of rest.
I’ll be here whenever you feel like talking.