[Hi Ranpo, bet you weren't expecting a text from this guy.]
Kouyou might actually find a way to murder me, you and Dazai in one go if Kyouka gets into any trouble at that festival or Yoshiwara, so try to take good care of her.
I'm not her big brother. Kouyou is my mentor you son of a bitch, and I respect her just as much as I do the boss.
[Which meant in her stead, he needed to make sure she's doing alright, regardless of what Ranpo thought.]
The Mafia is dangerous to begin with, it's what we signed up for. But she's your responsibility now and you're her people, so don't go fucking it up! She can take care of herself, but there's a lot of weird shit here.
[Because neither Ranpo or Dazai screamed 'responsible adult' to him.]
I don't know why you feel the need to lecture me on keeping her safe, when we're the ones who rescued her from a life of being used as a murder weapon in the first place.
But I guess you know that life better than most, huh?
Anyway, we're not going to get anywhere with this, but I guess I can appreciate that you're looking out for her. So thanks.
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Kouyou might actually find a way to murder me, you and Dazai in one go if Kyouka gets into any trouble at that festival or Yoshiwara, so try to take good care of her.
[He's just!! Slightly concerned.
Shut up, don't call him out for caring.]
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Especially since she'd be safer on her own than she ever was with all of you.
[If this call out were any bigger, he'd have to pay for a billboard to display it properly.]
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[Which meant in her stead, he needed to make sure she's doing alright, regardless of what Ranpo thought.]
The Mafia is dangerous to begin with, it's what we signed up for. But she's your responsibility now and you're her people, so don't go fucking it up! She can take care of herself, but there's a lot of weird shit here.
[Because neither Ranpo or Dazai screamed 'responsible adult' to him.]
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But I guess you know that life better than most, huh?
Anyway, we're not going to get anywhere with this, but I guess I can appreciate that you're looking out for her.
So thanks.
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Better than most, huh? Yeah, I'd say that's about right. I'll do anything for the Mafia, because it's important to me. It's my home.
[His family. Ranpo should know what that's like, right?]
Yeah whatever, just don't fuck it up. I sure as hell don't trust Dazai not to.
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Something we can agree on!
[Dazai's like that weird uncle who gets supervised weekend visits okay.]
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[Ugh.]