I also had an interview at a cafe. It seems like a small place, and I said I can help with the cooking too. I don't think any bad memories will pop up there.
[He doesn't remember much about that evening gone awry.
It's only the pungent taste of stale alcohol on his dry lips and the blinding single ray of sunlight that has zoned in on him specifically in this tiny corner of the room that reminds him anything happened at all.
Exhaustion creeps through his body and he's yet to open his eyes. The warm body curled up against his bare chest doesn't shudder or move and-
Wait.
He only remembers Ranpo from the previous evening-that nosy bastard always manages to worm his way into any situation.
And that dawning realization that it's just Ranpo he remembers is enough to jolt him to life in an instant because the body against his own is incredibly small, lacks any curves, and-
Mamma mia.
He stares down at the naked man wrapped around his body-notes his own lack of clothing and the messy room around them that doesn't look familiar anymore and-]
[He's awake-- sort of. His head aches, and he's yet to really register anything about where they are at the moment. He knows he went out last night, he ran into Caesar and... what then? He went home, right?]
[But he feels rather comfortable laying on this warm and oddly lumpy bed. So it'll take more than that to get him up. The fact that his first immediate instinct is to nuzzle into his "pillow" isn't helping matters.]
[Caesar bristles as the man borrows into his bare chest for warmth. It's becoming impossible to ignore the lack of clothing covering their body and the implication of that while being in this shared bed.
He whaps him across the top of his head none too gently with the back of his hand.]
[ There's what Setsura feels is a high probability that this could be a bad idea. Just because she remembers -- or she's starting to; it's been three days since that time surge occurred at midnight on the eleventh and things are still trickling in, memories and realizations -- doesn't mean that Ranpo does and Ranpo is Ranpo.
Of that much, she's very certain.
Still, the idea of not making him something for Valentine's Day hadn't been remotely unacceptable. The idea of making him something and then not giving it to him wasn't any better, so here she is, glancing between that cute, neatly decorated package and her device. Detailed chocolate cats, pieces of fruits, and hearts -- ]
[The lack of a reply tells her no, in fact, he is not awake. You know, despite the fact that the light is on in his and Kiki's room. But that's just because he's baby and keeps the light on when he sleeps.]
[At least it's still morning when he finally replies?]
It feels like a bad joke for you to be an early bird.
[ Bold of him to assume she's slept. It may not be her Japan, but certain things don't seem to change across the worlds. She does, however, cap a little yawn, not that he can see that. ]
I have something for you. There isn't a rush [ he probably just woke up ], but I'd prefer to deliver it to you in person today.
[ And then, without so much as a courtesy knock, Setsura opens the window and -- wait for it -- hops into a certain still lit room as though this was the most natural and socially acceptable thing in the world. Now where's...? ]
[Considering their room is literally so small that they've pushed their futons together sideways to make the whole room a single giant bed-- Ranpo won't be hard to find. He's the lump of blankets in the center of the room, stirred by the sound of the window opening. He mumbles out sleepily--]
[Huh, kinda sus that a few people in the dorms suddenly and collectively feel a stabbing pain in their chest and then a headache that lasts for a few minutes.]
I need to be alone. Where's the best place without people?
[Hi Ranpo, bet you weren't expecting a text from this guy.]
Kouyou might actually find a way to murder me, you and Dazai in one go if Kyouka gets into any trouble at that festival or Yoshiwara, so try to take good care of her.
I'm not her big brother. Kouyou is my mentor you son of a bitch, and I respect her just as much as I do the boss.
[Which meant in her stead, he needed to make sure she's doing alright, regardless of what Ranpo thought.]
The Mafia is dangerous to begin with, it's what we signed up for. But she's your responsibility now and you're her people, so don't go fucking it up! She can take care of herself, but there's a lot of weird shit here.
[Because neither Ranpo or Dazai screamed 'responsible adult' to him.]
sorry about that I was lmao way too hard for like a solid ten minites and then I went downstairs to show yor nickname to Tantan and then she laughed and said u should be a comedian with me but then asked me about my plans for the day and the conversation ended up being about exotic houseplants??
[ Sometimes, you're minding your own business behind a door locked not at all because of this tattoo fiasco laying in the loft bed your puppy built for you thinking not so idly and somewhat grumpily about certain things like boyfriends and romance that sort of flow into each other when a certain realization hits. ]
YOU WERE SUGGESTING I WOULD MARRY CHUUYA AND AKUTAGAWA-SAN
[ There is no sentence ending punctuation. She didn't mean for that to be capitalized, it just happened. That is it, that's the text. ]
[ Please give her a solid five minutes to reply. Has the heat and color left her face? No, no, it has not. ]
The only people in this house who would be getting married any time soon are Higuchi-san and Akutagawa-san! I'm not even dating Chuuya or Akutagawa-san, so that suggestion is totally illogical in the first place!
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If you can help me braid my hair, I can give you a ride.
ヾ(o✪‿✪o)シ
[Help. Her hair is do long that she doesn't want it to get caught anywhere dangerous. But this is also Kiki trying out a little bit of teasing.]
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But you'll have to teach me how to braid hair, first.
^(`~ `^)
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I also had an interview at a cafe. It seems like a small place, and I said I can help with the cooking too. I don't think any bad memories will pop up there.
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It's only the pungent taste of stale alcohol on his dry lips and the blinding single ray of sunlight that has zoned in on him specifically in this tiny corner of the room that reminds him anything happened at all.
Exhaustion creeps through his body and he's yet to open his eyes. The warm body curled up against his bare chest doesn't shudder or move and-
Wait.
He only remembers Ranpo from the previous evening-that nosy bastard always manages to worm his way into any situation.
And that dawning realization that it's just Ranpo he remembers is enough to jolt him to life in an instant because the body against his own is incredibly small, lacks any curves, and-
Mamma mia.
He stares down at the naked man wrapped around his body-notes his own lack of clothing and the messy room around them that doesn't look familiar anymore and-]
Get out.
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Nnn... five more minutes...
[He's awake-- sort of. His head aches, and he's yet to really register anything about where they are at the moment. He knows he went out last night, he ran into Caesar and... what then? He went home, right?]
[But he feels rather comfortable laying on this warm and oddly lumpy bed. So it'll take more than that to get him up. The fact that his first immediate instinct is to nuzzle into his "pillow" isn't helping matters.]
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[Caesar bristles as the man borrows into his bare chest for warmth. It's becoming impossible to ignore the lack of clothing covering their body and the implication of that while being in this shared bed.
He whaps him across the top of his head none too gently with the back of his hand.]
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text, un: birdinthehand | butts o'clock in the morning @ valentine's day
Of that much, she's very certain.
Still, the idea of not making him something for Valentine's Day hadn't been remotely unacceptable. The idea of making him something and then not giving it to him wasn't any better, so here she is, glancing between that cute, neatly decorated package and her device. Detailed chocolate cats, pieces of fruits, and hearts -- ]
Ranpo-san, are you awake?
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[At least it's still morning when he finally replies?]
It feels like a bad joke for you to be an early bird.
What's up?
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I have something for you. There isn't a rush [ he probably just woke up ], but I'd prefer to deliver it to you in person today.
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3/2 + night-time, action!!
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Asukai-saaan... it's too cold to open the window.
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Well, I'm glad you have the energy to talk. I was beginning to wonder if you'd caught a cold or something.
[ In which case, she'd have to make something for him, but it doesn't sound like that's the case. ]
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As soon as Kiki finds out Sigma is gone
I need to be alone.
Where's the best place without people?
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[Which is why this comes out disjointed.]
empty theater
closed for the season
three blocks south
has heat
[--since who knows how long she needs to be gone, here. He's definitely not going to suggest a forest.]
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I'm taking my bike.
I'll let you know when it's safe to be around me.
[At least she's holding it together enough to get out of the dorms.]
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Text | UN: TaintedSorrow
Kouyou might actually find a way to murder me, you and Dazai in one go if Kyouka gets into any trouble at that festival or Yoshiwara, so try to take good care of her.
[He's just!! Slightly concerned.
Shut up, don't call him out for caring.]
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Especially since she'd be safer on her own than she ever was with all of you.
[If this call out were any bigger, he'd have to pay for a billboard to display it properly.]
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[Which meant in her stead, he needed to make sure she's doing alright, regardless of what Ranpo thought.]
The Mafia is dangerous to begin with, it's what we signed up for. But she's your responsibility now and you're her people, so don't go fucking it up! She can take care of herself, but there's a lot of weird shit here.
[Because neither Ranpo or Dazai screamed 'responsible adult' to him.]
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Text| un: supercoolguy | No idea what I'm doing here forgive me nekdmsnjsjdj
Rampy
Rampy pampy
Popo-chan
Nyanpoooo
Ramp scamp
Kitty cat
Oi are you there???
Ranpipupepooooo
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Yes, Genpapa McOnion no Shisho-kun?
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sorry about that I was lmao way too hard for like a solid ten minites and then I went downstairs to show yor nickname to Tantan and then she laughed and said u should be a comedian with me but then asked me about my plans for the day and the conversation ended up being about exotic houseplants??
Anyroad
What r u up to
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text, un: birdinthehand | during the event
YOU WERE SUGGESTING I WOULD MARRY CHUUYA AND AKUTAGAWA-SAN
[ There is no sentence ending punctuation. She didn't mean for that to be capitalized, it just happened. That is it, that's the text. ]
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I guess we really aren't due for another wedding any time soon, seeing as you're the one with the most braincells in that house as it is!
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The only people in this house who would be getting married any time soon are Higuchi-san and Akutagawa-san! I'm not even dating Chuuya or Akutagawa-san, so that suggestion is totally illogical in the first place!
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srs face, aka eyes open icon time