Inbox (super_deduction)

[sweetsleuth]

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[dereban]

[ Doesn't say anything--

He gets a file saying 2.png which is basically, yes, Atsushi and her, It's a cute photo, surprisingly? He has her pretty close, with a hand on her waist and they're both smiling. . .

Although Inaba does look a little embarrassed even so. ]

[sweetsleuth]

[H E H]

[He sends the same picture back to her -- but this one has been put through an obnoxious purikura filter, complete with hearts and nonsense english and everything (Atsushi's notably has the words BOYFRIEND written around him).]

This one's going to be my screensaver!

[dereban]

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

[sweetsleuth]

Come on, it's cuter this way!

[dereban]

Your definition of 'cute' is weird.

[sweetsleuth]

Not at all!
I'm very well versed in what "cute" is!
Because I've seen the cutest thing there ever was!

[dereban]

Which is what, exactly?

[sweetsleuth]

My son.

i'm so sorry

[dereban]

YOU MADE SOMEONE PREGNANT????

DOn'T BE

[sweetsleuth]

It's a little more complicated than that, actually.

i'm making it more cursed

[dereban]

"more complicated"

okay, so, what




did you find the secret to mpreg

PLEASE

[sweetsleuth]

Don't you think you would have noticed something like that??

[dereban]

I didn't say it was you dealing with it

I don't know everyone you bang

[sweetsleuth]

Well anyway, no one was pregnant!
But I guess there was technically an egg?

[dereban]

..........i don't want to hear about your potential ovi kink, ranpo

[sweetsleuth]

I don't even know what that is


And that is not an invitation to tell me!

[dereban]

So.

What's this really about? Regarding the egg.

1/2

[sweetsleuth]

Hold on, let me just take a picture of him.

[Now sending cutest_shit_ever.jpg...]

[sweetsleuth]

See?
He's the cutest thing ever, right?

[dereban]

I wouldn't say 'cutest thing ever', but it's pretty cute.

[sweetsleuth]

You're just saying that because you haven't seen him in person!
He's really cute and really tiny and he's still learning how to talk, but he calls me Papa!
And he has these little wings so he can flutter around!

[He was only half joking about the son thing?? This is his son okay.]

[dereban]

I already knew about your daddy kink but I didn't think that it really makes you happy to be called 'papa'.

[ i'm so sorry ]

1/2

[sweetsleuth]

[sweetsleuth]

I don't even know where to start with that
but
don't make this weird?? Just because he was born from my chroma and not actually born doesn't mean I can't be his dad!

[dereban]

[ ......... wheezes ]

OK, I'll stop making fun of you now.

But you're lucky to get something that isn't. Menacing.