Hmm... hey, Tiger? It's okay to show Atsushi, right?
[If he doesn't take over to say no, Ranpo's gonna pull out his phone to pull up the video in question. The visual gets jumbled once they're sitting down and while playing hide and seek, but the audio captures up until Tiger's little "I love you" to Ranpo.]
[He does! Which means of the bugs he can find, he'll only find the sort that don't need filth to propagate. Which means in about a minute or so or crawling around under some furniture, he flutters back over and lands on Ranpo's chest--]
[And drops a spider on him.]
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[Please save him Atsushi, he can't yeet the spider without yeeting the baby, too???]
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[After about the third lap, Ranpo manages to grab him, holding him loosely so he can still squirm around.]
Okay, but if you see him hunting for them-- he can't eat the really fuzzy ones or the neon colored ones. He'll do it anyway, but they make him sick.
["Spicy caterpillar..."]
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Not too fuzzy, no big warning sign colors. Understood. And what do I need to know for the care and feeding of my Ranpo?
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I'll send you a snack list later. But other than that--
[He lifts Watson up Circle of Life-style before turning and plopping his head down in Atsushi's lap.]
All you need to do is pet me and give me a warm bed to sleep in, and I'll be golden!
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Atsushi smiles brightly and gives Ranpo some scritches behind the ears.]
I think I can do that. The hardest part will be keeping you and Tiger from eating each other's snacks.
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Oh, I think I can avoid his -- unless it's cordis. Then all bets are off.
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You might have to cuddle him extra to make up for it. However will you survive.
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I got it on video.
[Important blackmail material.]
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[a man with priorities.]
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[If he doesn't take over to say no, Ranpo's gonna pull out his phone to pull up the video in question. The visual gets jumbled once they're sitting down and while playing hide and seek, but the audio captures up until Tiger's little "I love you" to Ranpo.]
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
[He is so full of dokis he can't stand it.]
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[Also he's totally sending this video to Atsushi now.]
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[...okay when he says 'our children' that sounds way more gay than it actually is in this particular scenario.]
I know I do, sometimes.
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Well, all the better that we'll both be here, then. Now you can both dote on Watty to your heart's content whenever you want!
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I couldn't have asked for a better pair of roomates.
...thank you. For agreeing to it.
[Even if he knows Ranpo was lonely on his own too, he's still grateful.]
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I feel like I should be thanking you...
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["Want spicy caterpillar!!"]
[Watson suddenly YELLS and squirms out of Ranpo's hand to instead jump onto his face.]
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Watty, Papa and Papa are having a moment.
["Moment would be better with caterpillar."]
[He gets this from Ranpo.]
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I don't have any caterpillars in my fridge to give you.
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[And now he's just gonna wander around on tiny feet, snoot towards the ground and sniffing for bugs.]
...I have a feeling he won't find anything, huh.
[His apartment is probably cleaner than Ranpo's right now.]
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[He cleans up frequently??]
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[And drops a spider on him.]
[...]
[Please save him Atsushi, he can't yeet the spider without yeeting the baby, too???]
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Watson, don't drop bugs on people. Especially spiders.
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[Watson is confused?? But he nods, even as Ranpo scoops him up so Atsushi can deal with the spider.]
He's like a little roomba when it comes to bugs... but at least he didn't eat it this time.
[Meanwhile Watson is making cute little fox grumbles as Ranpo scritches one of his ears, as if he weren't just being a little menace.]
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I can't imagine they're all that tasty.
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