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[sweetsleuth]

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[sweetsleuth]

Morning, Master~ ;)

[Clearly he should start here.]

[telltaleschemer]

rRanpaskglmrd

[Poe drops his device. Without a doubt he's just staring at it all forlorn instead of picking it up again. HE HAD SOMETHING SERIOUS TO DISCUSS RANPO!!]

[sweetsleuth]

Ah, too early for kink?
Or are you all kinked out?

Edgaaaaar
Edgaaaaaaaaaar
<3

[telltaleschemer]

[Inevitably Poe picks it back up when he sees Ranpo being too cute to ignore.]

Ranpo.
Yes.

[Yes both. Also he's a coward so what he settles on texting next is:]

How are you today?

[sweetsleuth]

I can't answer that without being kinky, sorry!

[He is sore... in places. Many places. But he's also not mad about it.]

But how about you? Have fun last night?

1/

[telltaleschemer]

[ Edgar is typing....
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[telltaleschemer]

[You know what I got up to
Not as much fun as you had
I kissed Atsushi last night and we've never talked about if it's okay if I do something like that is that okay is i
After everything I've done
I know that you know I've been jealous. I'm so sorry.
So did I have any right to do that?

Poe deletes a dozen messages.]

3/3

[telltaleschemer]

[Why is this so hard?]

It wasn't an experience I ever thought I'd have, if I'm honest.
...
Ranpo? Can I ask you something?

[sweetsleuth]

[Hmm...]

You know you can always ask me anything.
What's on your mind?

[telltaleschemer]

[He knows Ranpo is too smart for him to beat around the bush. It's basically a confession to what could be a crime as far as he knows.]

Would it upset you if I ever wanted to kiss someone besides you.
Hypothetically?

[Nailed it.]

[sweetsleuth]

Not at all.

[Poe better appreciate the sheer amount of restraint it takes not to just make a joke about how he's dating five people. But he knows Poe. And he knows this probably wasn't easy for him.]

But it would make me curious to hear who it was!
So, who else did you smooch last night?

[telltaleschemer]

[Does he feel relief? Yes. Probably. Actually- Yes, he feels relieved.]

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Atsushi.
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Ranpo, are you sure that's alright?

[He can't see his face right now. So what if...?]

[sweetsleuth]

[He's about to ask which Atsushi but then realizes the answer is obvious.]

"Is it really all right for my boyfriend to kiss my other boyfriend?"
Gee.
I don't know.
I guess I really have to think about this.

[Okay he'll answer seriously in a second but come on now.]

[telltaleschemer]

[Ranpo....... plz. You should know Poe is dragging his hands down his gloomy face from the stress right now.]

No you don't!
Even if you put it that way it would've been remiss of me not to ask!

1/2

[sweetsleuth]

Sorry!
I guess we've never really talked about it in depth, huh.

But it really doesn't bother me!
If anything, it makes me happy, knowing you're having new experiences and warming up more to the people around you.

[sweetsleuth]

But
No one else but me is allowed to be your rival, okay?
That's different!

[#priorities]

1/2

[telltaleschemer]

[HE DOESN'T DESERVE RANPO........]

I wouldn't go that far!

[Even if Poe has been tryharding for months now. He still doesn't talk to a lot of people. But that indirect recognition makes him flustered.]

2/2

[telltaleschemer]

[Good thing they both have the same questionable priority because that gave Poe dokis.]

But I can promise that no one else on this planet could compare to you nor your intellect. You are the only one who could ever be my rival.

[sweetsleuth]

Glad to hear it!
<3






Now come on and give me the details!
So did you two make out?
Who kissed who first?
Wait, what am I saying, obviously it was Atsushi.

[HE NEEDS THESE DEETS IN HIS LIFE]

[telltaleschemer]

[Just when his heart rate was beginning to chill out too.]

Ranpo!
Couldn't you just deduce everything?
I don't have to give embarrassing details when you could already know!

...
What do you mean "obviously"?

[The track record Poe... It don't lie.]

[sweetsleuth]

It's more fun to hear it from you!

And obviously I mean obviously because it's obvious?
Since Atsushi can be pretty forward with affection and all.

[Who's track record tho?? Both.]

[telltaleschemer]

[Poe's never going to not do what Ranpo asks? Even if this kills the man? He's too obedient to Ranpo now. By his own foolish choosing too.]

...It was Atsushi.
I think he could tell I wanted him to.
We didn't make-out, no.
He was very gentle.
Does that much satisfy you?

1/2

[sweetsleuth]

[Well, it's definitely gonna satisfy him later during private time with himself--]

[sweetsleuth]

Yep!

But that doesn't mean we're done talking about it, sorry.

How do you feel about it?
Kissing people other than me?

1/2 shitposting

[telltaleschemer]

[Isn't Ranpo The Smartest? Why resort to imagination when he could just ask them to do it infront of him.]