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[sweetsleuth]

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[dereban]

I only took two of him like that. The other one was with me in it, so I didn't send it.

[sweetsleuth]

Send it anyway?
Then I'll have both of you! That's hardly a bad thing!

[dereban]

I was super embarrassed in that photo, so no.

[sweetsleuth]

Then crop yourself out?

[#thirsty]

[dereban]

You already have the one pic, can't you fap to that?

[sweetsleuth]

Why would I do that with a picture when I can have sex with the real thing??

Besides, I need two so I can use one for my home screen and one for my screensaver!

[dereban]

I'd say you won't be able to bang him when he's older but

You never know with this place.

And now I'm definitely not giving it to you!

[sweetsleuth]

Well now you have to give it to me!
I've been depressed all month, so don't say sad things like that!

[He knows what she actually means, but hey, he likes to think they'll at least still be together in some way by the time Atsushi is actually this age!!]

1 / 2

[dereban]

[dereban]

[ Doesn't say anything--

He gets a file saying 2.png which is basically, yes, Atsushi and her, It's a cute photo, surprisingly? He has her pretty close, with a hand on her waist and they're both smiling. . .

Although Inaba does look a little embarrassed even so. ]

[sweetsleuth]

[H E H]

[He sends the same picture back to her -- but this one has been put through an obnoxious purikura filter, complete with hearts and nonsense english and everything (Atsushi's notably has the words BOYFRIEND written around him).]

This one's going to be my screensaver!

[dereban]

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

[sweetsleuth]

Come on, it's cuter this way!

[dereban]

Your definition of 'cute' is weird.

[sweetsleuth]

Not at all!
I'm very well versed in what "cute" is!
Because I've seen the cutest thing there ever was!

[dereban]

Which is what, exactly?

[sweetsleuth]

My son.

i'm so sorry

[dereban]

YOU MADE SOMEONE PREGNANT????

DOn'T BE

[sweetsleuth]

It's a little more complicated than that, actually.

i'm making it more cursed

[dereban]

"more complicated"

okay, so, what




did you find the secret to mpreg

PLEASE

[sweetsleuth]

Don't you think you would have noticed something like that??

[dereban]

I didn't say it was you dealing with it

I don't know everyone you bang

[sweetsleuth]

Well anyway, no one was pregnant!
But I guess there was technically an egg?

[dereban]

..........i don't want to hear about your potential ovi kink, ranpo

[sweetsleuth]

I don't even know what that is


And that is not an invitation to tell me!