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[sweetsleuth]

[The kiss gets a happy little giggle out him, glad that he managed to put a smile on Atsushi's face.]

Oh? You mean like a weekend sleepover?

[tigerpoet]

I mean like moving in. Unless you have other plans?

[He could be moving in with Poe, Atsushi doesn't know that he isn't.]

[sweetsleuth]

[As if Poe could survive actually living with Ranpo lbr]

Moving in? [His expression goes from mild surprise to a wide grin in the span of just a few seconds.]

Hmm... how about it, Watty? Do you wanna live with Asucchi-papa and Taiga-papa?

[Watson's response is to YELL and also roll around happily in Ranpo's lap as his tail wags like crazy. Yes, he likes this idea a lot!!]

Well, I guess that settles it!

[tigerpoet]

[Too pure, too good.]

What do you like to eat, Watson? I'll go grocery shopping soon, I think I'm short on snacks.

[At least, he is if Ranpo's going to live with him.]

[sweetsleuth]

[Watson sits up properly, hopping into Atsushi's lap. "Berry! And apple! And-- caterpillar!"]

...you know, I don't think we can find that last one in a store.

But aside from the fact that I can't seem to stop him from eating bugs, he doesn't really like meat? I'm still figuring it out, but it's not quite a fox's diet.

[tigerpoet]

Berries and apples and caterpillars. Got it.

[He'll pick some off the ground if he has to.]

[sweetsleuth]

["Caterpillars!! Caterpillars--" He's so excited?? about this?? that he's just gonna start nyooming around the couch over their laps.]

[After about the third lap, Ranpo manages to grab him, holding him loosely so he can still squirm around.]

Okay, but if you see him hunting for them-- he can't eat the really fuzzy ones or the neon colored ones. He'll do it anyway, but they make him sick.

["Spicy caterpillar..."]

[tigerpoet]

[Seeing Watson zipping around makes Atsushi laugh, the first time he's done so since Dazai disappeared. What a good and precious son.]

Not too fuzzy, no big warning sign colors. Understood. And what do I need to know for the care and feeding of my Ranpo?

[sweetsleuth]

[Oh, the big stupid grin that spreads over his face at "my Ranpo".]

I'll send you a snack list later. But other than that--

[He lifts Watson up Circle of Life-style before turning and plopping his head down in Atsushi's lap.]

All you need to do is pet me and give me a warm bed to sleep in, and I'll be golden!

[tigerpoet]

[It's accurate, isn't it? His Ranpo.

Atsushi smiles brightly and gives Ranpo some scritches behind the ears.]

I think I can do that. The hardest part will be keeping you and Tiger from eating each other's snacks.

[sweetsleuth]

[Ear scritches!! Which means it's time for more purring, as Watson fights to nyoom over to his neck again while Ranpo holds him in place.]

Oh, I think I can avoid his -- unless it's cordis. Then all bets are off.

[tigerpoet]

[Poor Watson, deprived of neck.]

You might have to cuddle him extra to make up for it. However will you survive.

[sweetsleuth]

Oh, I think I can handle it. He's a big softy at heart-- he was even cooing over Watson!

I got it on video.

[Important blackmail material.]

[tigerpoet]

[Immediately:] Can I see it?

[a man with priorities.]

[sweetsleuth]

Hmm... hey, Tiger? It's okay to show Atsushi, right?

[If he doesn't take over to say no, Ranpo's gonna pull out his phone to pull up the video in question. The visual gets jumbled once they're sitting down and while playing hide and seek, but the audio captures up until Tiger's little "I love you" to Ranpo.]

[tigerpoet]

[Tiger doesn't take over, and Atsushi watches in rapt attention as Tiger is cute as fuck.]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[He is so full of dokis he can't stand it.]

[sweetsleuth]

Isn't he cute? I had no idea tiny fluffy things were his weakness! Or maybe it's just babies in general.

[Also he's totally sending this video to Atsushi now.]

[tigerpoet]

Maybe he misses our children.

[...okay when he says 'our children' that sounds way more gay than it actually is in this particular scenario.]

I know I do, sometimes.

[sweetsleuth]

[It really does, but the subject is soft enough that he won't get called out for it.]

Well, all the better that we'll both be here, then. Now you can both dote on Watty to your heart's content whenever you want!

[tigerpoet]

[how else was he supposed to put it it!!]

I couldn't have asked for a better pair of roomates.

...thank you. For agreeing to it.

[Even if he knows Ranpo was lonely on his own too, he's still grateful.]

1/2

[sweetsleuth]

[Is it time for them to be sappy? Because he's gonna be sappy, reaching up to caress Atsushi's cheek with the tips of his fingers.]

I feel like I should be thanking you...

[sweetsleuth]

[But then--]

["Want spicy caterpillar!!"]

[Watson suddenly YELLS and squirms out of Ranpo's hand to instead jump onto his face.]

[...]

Watty, Papa and Papa are having a moment.

["Moment would be better with caterpillar."]

[He gets this from Ranpo.]

[tigerpoet]

[Welp, sappy moment's gone. But it makes Atsushi chuckle, so it's not a total loss.]

I don't have any caterpillars in my fridge to give you.

[sweetsleuth]

[HE WHINES and then hops off of Ranpo's face and off the couch, spreading his wings to float down to the ground.]

[And now he's just gonna wander around on tiny feet, snoot towards the ground and sniffing for bugs.]

...I have a feeling he won't find anything, huh.

[His apartment is probably cleaner than Ranpo's right now.]

[tigerpoet]

I'd certainly like to hope there aren't bugs on my floor.

[He cleans up frequently??]